Sunday, December 09, 2001

Let us begin with a lengthy explanation of just why I am writing these "blogs"... Frank and Joe made me do it.
Why doesn't lint just take over? I mean really. Think about all the colonies of lint out there. There is a colony in almost every jean pocket. And there are billions of jeans! Which means billions of colonies of lint! And believe you me.. lint is brutal!! It flies up your nose, in your mouth, or goes straight for your eyes! So why, why does it not take over? Why does it not brutally enslave the human race?? Perhaps.. just perhaps.. it already has... We provide it a home.. we transport it... we are basically their bitches. We are lint bitches!!! How subtle is lint! How devious! How very sneaky! Fear the lint people... FEAR it!!!!!!