Wednesday, June 12, 2002

What sick, demented, manica, was the first to stick a snail in his mouth and say "Hey, that's quite tasty!"??
I have found that I have developed an aversion to things I have an aversion to.
Paul McCartny's new wife only has one leg. Couldn't he afford a wife with two legs?
Sometimes we eat the oatmeal, sometimes the oatmeal eats us.

Monday, June 10, 2002

If aliens visited the Earth, would they need green cards?
Mice have noses, feet have toeses, and if I could crush a buttload of Egyptians under the sea I'd be like Moses.
What is up with non-alcoholic beer? Now, I don't drink.. never have, never will. This may come as a shock to some of you. But even I am mystified by this concept. What's next, non-chocolate chocolate milk?
Frogs have watertight asses. But really, aren't all of our asses watertight?
I look at this page sometimes and think I should spruce it up, add a few links, things like that. But that would please the oatmeal, and I will die before I do so!!