Thursday, August 22, 2002

Why do sardines live in those little cans?
I would laugh out loud, but the plants might see it as a sign of hope. Damn them... damn them all!!!
The potatoes have eyes. They are always watching....
Contraceptives must feel so used.
I bought a hand crossbow at War. Little wooden contraption. But man does it shoot lima beans far!!! My neighbors must be puzzling over where they keep coming from. I like to think of them as lima beans from heaven. And couldn't we all use some lima beans from heaven?
Why don't irrational people disappear in a puff of logic when faced with rationality?

Monday, August 19, 2002

What is the definition of stupidity? Strapping on fencing armor, and fencing, in 100 degree weather. That would be me and my fello fencers this past week at the Pennsic War. Ugh. Anyway, I have returned unscathed, and the heat can kiss my ass.