Friday, November 07, 2003

Ok, so you know Kool-Aid, the large pitcher man who comes crashing through walls and doors? Well here's my question. If you are at home, and you say "Hey Kool-Aid" and he comes crashing through the wall, does this then make him a home intruder? Are you then free to assault him with a straw and drink him dry, effectively killing him as an intruder? Would the police prosecute for that? And would Kool-Aid himself taste good?