Thursday, November 13, 2003

How would you stop oatmeal if it went terribly wrong?
I suspect that one of the cats, the male grey tabby Willow, has but half a broken Tic Tac for a brain. Today the winds will gust to 60 miles an hour... if I hold him outside, with a pile of Tic Tacs in my hand... will the wind drive them into his ears and increase his cerebral functionality, or will it simply remove the broken pieces remaining, rendering him the Vegecat that I suspect he truly is? And how will this affect my continuing efforts to raise Jolly Foofur from the dead?